guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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