when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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