He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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