i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You may now shotgun with the bride
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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