the new term for farting is butt boxing.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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