Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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