so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
how do flat chested girls get laid?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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