What a fucking waste of an outfit
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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