lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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