oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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