This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
last night I used snow as a chaser
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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