also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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