Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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