You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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