Your dad touched me again.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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