what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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