I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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