she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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