No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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