gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.