I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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