When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.