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  i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf

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• (909): View more from California

  Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  either way he was missing a nipple.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.

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• (714): View more from California

  my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.

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• (858): View more from California

  I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  She did what?

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  Who. The correct term is she did who.

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  Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.

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