Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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