She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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