All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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