Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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