I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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