She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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