We're like a lot better than the average bears
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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