"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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