If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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