Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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