He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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