She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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