Ambien. No doubt about it.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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