All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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