I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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