ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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