He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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