Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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