her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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