He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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