i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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