piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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