why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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