Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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