That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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