I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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