and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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