normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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