I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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