Apparently you make a good broom.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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