Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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