my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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