i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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