I need help removing her.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
