I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I need to sanitize my soul.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
