No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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