You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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