I want to make a zoo with you.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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